As Mr. Monkey does not like to bargain, no one is trading the securities or amending the choice made by Mr. Monkey. Anyway he would not allow that.
We Offer a Full Range of Inexistent Services !
Do you think You can pay us to actually work? No way! We are not stupid human beings.
Looking at monkeys makes humans laugh about their similarities to human attitudes. Well, monkeys don’t and are very upset about it.
Top financiers and traders claim that anyone in investments and finance should control their emotions. Well it is easier for us Monkeys! We have positively NO EMOTIONS for money. All we care about is Food and Sex!
We only charge bananas.